By Date:
- March 2012
- February 2012
- January 2012
- December 2011
- November 2011
- October 2011
- September 2011
- August 2011
- July 2011
- June 2011
- May 2011
- April 2011
- March 2011
- February 2011
- January 2011
- December 2010
- November 2010
- October 2010
- September 2010
- August 2010
- July 2010
- June 2010
- May 2010
- April 2010
- March 2010
- November 2009
- October 2009
- September 2009
- August 2009
- July 2009
- June 2009
- May 2009
- April 2009
- March 2009
- January 2009
- December 2008
- November 2008
- October 2008
- September 2008
- August 2008
- July 2008
- June 2008
- May 2008
- April 2008
- March 2008
- February 2008
- January 2008
- December 2007
- November 2007
- October 2007
- September 2007
- August 2007
- July 2007
- June 2007
- May 2007
- April 2007
- March 2007
- February 2007
- January 2007
- December 2006
- November 2006
- October 2006
- September 2006
- August 2006
- July 2006
- June 2006
- May 2006
- April 2006
- March 2006
- February 2006
- January 2006
- December 2005
- November 2005
- October 2005
- September 2005
- August 2005
- July 2005
- June 2005
Home » Articles » Cool Tools
Garden State's helmet-wearing heroine laughs it off
by Jenni Prokopy, the Editrix
We now own the movie Garden State, which I totally love, and while watching it last night I found my new fave ChronicBabe movie quote.
Zach Braff’s character, Andrew, and his new friend/flirtation partner Sam (Natalie Portman) are talking about the funk he’s been in for years. Continuous overuse of a cornucopia of anti-depressants has left him in such a thick fog that the only acting parts he’s offered are for retarded characters, a situation which he loathes but Sam thinks is hilarious. She guffaws; he takes umbrage. Then:
Sam: If you can’t laugh at yourself, life’s gonna seem a whole lot longer than you’d like.
Andrew: Alright, so what are we laughing at you about?
Sam: I lied again. I have epilepsy.
Andrew: Which part are we laughing about?
Sam: I had a seizure at the law office where I work, and they told me that their insurance wouldn’t cover me unless I wore preventative covering.
Andrew: What’s preventative covering?
Sam: The helmet I was wearing. (Andrew cringes.) Oh come on – that’s funny. That’s really funny. I’m the only person who wears a helmet to work who isn’t putting out fires or racing for NASCAR. I mean, what do you do? I can’t quit, I mean, their insurance is amazing. So what do you do? You laugh, you know? I’m not saying I don’t cry, but in between, I laugh, and I realize how silly it is to take anything too seriously. Plus, I look forward to a good cry.
Talk about a cool chick. I don’t know if I could wear a helmet to work in an office and not feel like a goofball. It took me a few weeks just to ease into wearing wrist braces for typing because my co-workers were so weird about them, and those are innocuous and beige. I did eventually get comfortable in them when I started calling them my Wonder Woman bracelets and miming bouncing bullets at staff meetings—once I got folks (and myself) laughing about them, everything was cool.
Have a funny story about your equipment? Come on – share it with the chicks.
Buy Garden State through our Amazon Associates link - and help support ChronicBabe!
Posted: 6/1/2005 in Cool Tools | Also posted in: Inspiration
Comments
Welcome to our new comments feature! We're using DISQUS, a powerful feature that lets you create a new account or log in using your existing Twitter or Facebook account. You can comment, participate in a threaded conversation, receive updates on conversations via email (and even reply via email!) and more. Give it a try! (And thanks for your patience while we play with this new feature!)

